- An actor auditioning for his greatest role: a man who wants to win his party's presidential nomination
- A shrill, unlikeable harpy
- A likable though inexperienced, political boy-genius who's greatest accomplishment--and audacious hope!--is...running for his party's presidential nomination
- A paternalistic, blow-dried, New England liberal
- A protectionist, blow-dried creep
- A geriatric assault on the First Amedment
- A creepy xenophbe hiding beneath a warm, cuddly grampa-like exterior
- A candidate whose campaign should be known as Arkansas Strikes Back
- A defeatist
- A lunatic
- A space alien
- A nobody
- A has-been
- ...Who?!?
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Our Presidential Candidates
The best part about being an independent is that I won't have to roll up my sleeves, hold my nose and vote for one of these tossers until next November. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our presidential candidates:
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